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If I had to choose something or someone to be my avatar, I would choose the ever smooth, always awesome Keith Stone. Keith Stone portrays the values of chivalry and confidence, and is a master of generally being a badass, all of which I strive to one day be. Keith Stone is a gentleman and a scholar who looks at a situation and says, “No problem.” He’s a no-bullshit, problem solving, do it all manly man.

The reason I chose Keith Stone as my avatar is because I one day strive to emulate the great Keystone Light spokesperson. I want to walk up to a tree and help an old lady get her Kitty out of a tree. I wouldn’t do it for the praise or the reward, but I would do it simply for my love of always being smooth. I want to one day see a crying woman, obviously shunned by her groom-to-be, and tell her that everything is going to be all right, all while brandishing my beef jerky stick with confidence.

Not all of can be as smooth as Keith Stone. He’s one of a kind. His excellency is far out of reach for any mortal human. I strive to one day live up to the glory of Keith Stone.